Can't you see I'm in a grave situation here?

Good grief, it's terrifying Halloween costumes!

The Today Show thought it would be a good idea to ruin Peanuts characters forever by dressing up hosts as life-size, super realistic versions of the comic strip.

Here is the nightmare fuel people were unjustly subjected to.

It's #HalloweenTODAY, Charlie Brown! Watch the TODAY gang reveal their Halloween costumes! https://t.co/BFZWhkypPd

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) October 30, 2015

The American people were clearly traumatized.

Nothing is more upsetting or a worse idea- historical atrocities included - than the Today show anchors dressed up like Peanuts characters.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 30, 2015

I was worried I was incapable of being terrified by films or TV anymore. Then I saw the TODAY show cast in their PEANUTS make-up. #purefear

— DrewAtHitFix (@DrewAtHitFix) October 30, 2015

Shame on you, Today Show.

Pumpkin + Zoetrope = Pumkpintrope

There are times when half of a costume is all you need...

"I can replace things, but I could never replace my own diaper."

How not to make a pumpkin beer keg.