Halloween is right around the corner, and (as usual) Twitter's got jokes. The clever writers of 280 character jokes are putting on their thinking caps to come up with some funny couples costume ideas - and the results are pretty damn fantastic. Happy Halloween, y'all!
Good grief, it's terrifying Halloween costumes!
The Today Show thought it would be a good idea to ruin Peanuts characters forever by dressing up hosts as life-size, super realistic versions of the comic strip.
Here is the nightmare fuel people were unjustly subjected to.
The American people were clearly traumatized.
Nothing is more upsetting or a worse idea- historical atrocities included - than the Today show anchors dressed up like Peanuts characters.— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 30, 2015
I was worried I was incapable of being terrified by films or TV anymore. Then I saw the TODAY show cast in their PEANUTS make-up. #purefear— DrewAtHitFix (@DrewAtHitFix) October 30, 2015
Shame on you, Today Show.
Get ready, because model Chrissy Tiegen is about to take you on a ride through FLAVOR TOWN.
Forget all of those sexy Halloween costumes. Those are so 2014.
Your eyes won't even be able to comprehend her costume. It is so magnificent, so beautiful, so flavorful.
That's right. Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Chrissy Tiegen is Guy Fieri.
She just won Halloween. Go home, everyone.
Google wants to make sure you look super fly on Halloween night.
The company just released Frightgeist, an interactive map that plots the most popular Halloween costumes based on search terms across the country.
Check out the site and make sure your costume is original, like the delicate flower you are.
Here are the 10 most popular costumes nationally...