halloween costumes

Good grief, it's terrifying Halloween costumes!

The Today Show thought it would be a good idea to ruin Peanuts characters forever by dressing up hosts as life-size, super realistic versions of the comic strip.

Here is the nightmare fuel people were unjustly subjected to.

It's #HalloweenTODAY, Charlie Brown! Watch the TODAY gang reveal their Halloween costumes! https://t.co/BFZWhkypPd

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) October 30, 2015

The American people were clearly traumatized.

Nothing is more upsetting or a worse idea- historical atrocities included - than the Today show anchors dressed up like Peanuts characters.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 30, 2015

I was worried I was incapable of being terrified by films or TV anymore. Then I saw the TODAY show cast in their PEANUTS make-up. #purefear

— DrewAtHitFix (@DrewAtHitFix) October 30, 2015

Shame on you, Today Show.

It even shoots glow stick nerf darts!

Get ready, because model Chrissy Tiegen is about to take you on a ride through FLAVOR TOWN.

Forget all of those sexy Halloween costumes. Those are so 2014.

Your eyes won't even be able to comprehend her costume. It is so magnificent, so beautiful, so flavorful.

That's right. Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Chrissy Tiegen is Guy Fieri.

She just won Halloween. Go home, everyone.