And, you know, it may only be August but who gives a f*ck - bring on the PSLs. Does this make us basic white girls? Probably, but guess what, haters gonna hate.
Citizens of Peoria, Arizona: Run, hide, take cover!
A 25-foot-tall, 350-pound orange jack-o'-lantern came unleashed today from the depths of Hell and barreled through traffic before meeting a quick death in a local park.
The giant monstrosity is owned by Big AZ Promotions. A representative from the company said strong winds must have caused straps holding the pumpkin down to break.
Right, Big AZ Promotions. If you say so.
You won't convince anyone that this enormous pumpkin wasn't filled with the spirit of 10,000 demonic creatures.
Finally, a pumpkin made to look like Donald Trump that trumps all other pumpkins. This is a 374-pound pumpkin that took 10 hours to make. Jeanette Paras, the painter of pumpkins featured in the picture, has made a habit of making giant celebrity pumpkins every year. Last year she made a 384-pound Kim Jong Un.