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Man oh man, this AskReddit thread is just in time for spooky season. It's all about the creepiest experiences that midnight shift workers have had while on the job. Let's just say that it's threads like these that lead us to believe that there's a whole lot more scary stuff going on in the world than we'll ever fully grasp.

Because you didn't need to sleep tonight anyway, here's a Twitter story about a kid who discovers a terrifying old man in his home late at night. Thanks to Grady Hendrix for delivering this nightmare fuel! Now good luck falling asleep tonight.

If you're still trying to figure out how to carve your pumpkins this Halloween, let these pics give you a little bit of inspiration. Who knew doctors had such a sick and twisted sense of humor? Like, imagine walking into a hospital needing surgery and seeing this creepy sh*t. Nightmares galore.

If you love all things autumn and Halloween, then you've come to the right place. And if you haven't guessed by now, dank memers are effing obsessed with Spooktober. If you're craving even more spooky memes, head on over to /r/DankMemes, where they will literally not stop coming until November 1st.

Halloween is only about a month away, which means it's just about time for spooky season and planning out your Halloween costume. The following costumes aren't good ones by any means, but they are extremely amusing and great for if you're feeling particularly cheap!

NBA2K15 arrived today and with it came its face scanning feature. The results are seriously frightening. I'm never sleeping again...